Title: If I Fell
Author: wolfish_willow
Pairing: Sam/Gabriel, implied Dean/Cas
Rating: R/NC-17
Genre: schmoop, humor, Sam-angst(of the ridiculous variety)
Spoilers: Season 5, though nothing specific
Warnings: none, really. Unless you count slightly whiny!Sam
Word Count: ~6700
Disclaimer: Not my characters. Just using them for a bit of fun. They belong to Kripke.

Summary/Prompt: For ladyoneill's prompt: During the apocalypse, Gabriel's signed up with Team Free Will and spends his time mocking Dean and trying to seduce Sam with satin sheets, banana splits, and cheesy music. I did manage to work in reluctant!Sam, whew. Written for the spn_gabriel_sam fic exchange.

A/N 1: beta'd by the ever amazing ladyeternal. Thanks so much, bb! Any remaining mistakes are my own.
A/N 2: Um, I set out to write a bit of angst with this (seriously, my friends grew sick of my whining over trying to make it so), but it turned out to be more schmoopy than anything else. I apologize for its lack of angst. Also, I love Dean, but he refused to cooperate when I tried to get them to mock each other...
A/N 3: Title taken from If I Fell, from Across the Universe, as suggested by priceless_pixie.
A/N 4: (Last one, I promise) Just wanted to say that I hope you enjoy this because I had a blast writing it. ^-^

( Gabriel doesn't understand humans... )